By Oyero Joshua
“A name
without fame is like a fire without flame” –Indian Fables
Ever-wondered why the river to be swam to become
head and shoulder is often enmity-infested?
Ever-wondered why those who refuse the anointing
of ‘ogas at the top’ face soul-ripping frustrations before attaining their
desire?
Ever-wondered why Uncle Lucky have been fighting Uncle
Timmy tooth and nail?
Ever-wondered……………?
As a slave to the spirit of creativity, I
guardedly wandered in the forest of fiction as to how to represent in fable
without being guilty of sedition the on-goings in the political arena in the
land.
Lately, many knives of accusations, oppositions,
antagonism and immeasurable hatred dangle over Uncle Timmy’s bald head like an
axe in the grip of an executioner. Here-in, the embattled number one citizen of
Rivers as recognized by the decree they call a constitution (who is fooling
who?) is my dramatis personae. The winner of the annulled Wazobia Governor’s
Forum election has since for past few weeks been facing hot vissisitude of
life.
Unfortunately, like the biblical story of the
promising Joseph who was sold into slavery by his own kith and kin, Uncle Lucky
has betrayed ethnic brotherliness and
neighbourliness by succumbing to pressures from the ‘gods of his party’. Thus,
selling his own brother whose state is just a stone’s throw to his birth soil
to the political demand of his mentors. It’s uncharitable to say that for some
weeks now, heaven has not let loose on Uncle Timmy. Just as the Pharisees and
Saduccees waged war of unacceptability to the innocent young man born by Mary
as believed by the adherents of Christ all because of his precocious mannerism, the Yoruba-Ibo born man of Rivers has become an eagle on the altar of sacrifice
with the obvious insights ranging from the anti-Uncle Timmy, but intra-party
rivalry, the recently annulled Wazobia Governor’s Forum election and the chase
given to Uncle Timmy by the manipulated official of the Economic and Financial
Crimes Commission.
Of late, Aso rock has painted the bald big-pauch
man of Rivers with the brush of over-ambition, which explains why he has fallen
under the surveillance radar of Aso rock because of raging insinuation that
Uncle Timmy may due to his obvious acceptability that he enjoys as ‘a man of
the people in the Wazobia Governors’ Forum may be a running mate to Mallam Sule
of Jigawa, a presumed choice of the pauch-bellied man of Hilton tower in
Abeokuta in the years to come whose absence at the just celebrated democracy
day connotes rejection of Uncle Lucky’ lousy style of disarming opponents.
Apparently, Uncle Lucky and Uncle Timmy speak two
different languages and no magic of translation whatsoever could bridge the
gulf of mutual incomprehension that exists between them. The whole episode is
one of survival of the most-backed. This, I think is why our ‘oga at the top’
who also doubles as the ‘I’ve got no shoe crooner’ has been mounting hot
pressure on Uncle Timmy in the form of denigration which ultimately will lead to
the relegation of the Uncle Timmy’s personality in the mind of rightful
thinking individual who may thumb-print him if he eventually declares his
nascent ambition to run the race for Aso Rock come twenty-twenty minus five. In
sum, Uncle Timmy is like a spread eagle on the altar of sacrifice waiting for a
Messiah to salvage him. But, the unfolding of the episodes so far reveals that
Uncle Timmy is of a tenacious and dogged pedigree with the resistance posture he has assumed since the inception of the whole saga.
Its commonplace for seers to for-see out of sheer
clairvoyance the bright days that lay ahead of individuals especially promising
ones. This explains why Uncle Lucky and his cohorts in the mafia-form ruling
party has discern the radiant political tomorrow of Uncle Timmy and in other to
compel him to dis-consider or jettison his yet-to-be-disclosed futuristic
ambition in the murky waters of national politics, they resolved to piling
frustration on the head of the man hairless at the fore.
To drift away from politics and its intrigues,
the fact that there is no monopoly of ambition in life necessitate that success
attracts a fee, it’s not free. Winners are winners even if the chances go thinner.
They are quintessential symbol of doggedness and radicalism at the pursuit of
their lofty dreams. They have the tenacity to defeat adversity.
Hint to know a
person’s tomorrow is of majestic radiance is when the atmosphere around is so
dense and enmity-infested. Like Uncle Timmy, many are the cut-throat
competitions and ill-seated rivalry that we experience on a daily basis
especially from contenders.
However, it’s no more astonishment that the air of
friendship wear and tears while that of diplomacy and hypocrisy gain ascendancy
whenever promotion of deserving staffers in organizations comes to fore. From
barbaric manipulation and diabolic use of metaphysical powers to fasting and
praying in ancient religious centres, each strives relentlessly to out-wit the
other(s).However, I think they have a justification for treading such parts: a
portion of the Christian holy encapsulates the preservation of one’s interest
in any area of one’s endeavour. Here’s it: The kingdom of attaining the seat at
the top suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force.
Though I bear no reservation whatsoever to the mantra
‘use what you have to get what you want’, but, must it be done at the detriment
of others without moral allignment? Not in a country where electoral right has no restrain in as much as
a person has the requirement for eligibility to contest for any political post
should Uncle Lucky resume defamation and intimidation of Uncle Timmy. Numerical
strength in election(though, not all the time) is the best rating of the man of
the people.
The spirit of self-forgetfulness is an archaic
one that any apostle who crusades it is scorned by the gaze of rapacious
persons. We have become excessive in our display of ethical egoism. This explains
why government sponsored assassinations and purloin of intimidatingly whopping
amount from public treasuries all in the name of guarding one’s interest has
been on the rising. We forget that though by the programming of nature a price
is to be paid to acquire one’s desire, but the soul-searching question is:
‘What kind of price do we pay for claiming our aim?’. Is it by inditing any
perceived contender of our quest?
Our politicians today and many other greedy
individuals have thrown away the humanistic spirit. They employ all expediency
to immorally out-wit their contenders so as to have the seat at the top for themselves.
To all the Uncle Timmys who suffer from authoritative
violence and stifling thorns of sheer sentiments of ‘ogas at top’ at work and in
the turf of politics, know this that the most sturdy of strength lies not in
physical mightiness, but in willingness to triumph. If you doubt me, ask the
renown stouthearted Golliath.
The end is not the end because the lexicon ‘END’
is an acronym that symbolizes Efforts Never Dies!
…Kip da Optimism Alive
Nice Finale!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Kudos
ReplyDelete"Ever wondered why Uncle Lucky have been fighting Uncle Timmy tooth and nail?"*bigsmile*.Good piece thou'
ReplyDelete@ Namesake and Abbey..... Thanks..
ReplyDelete@ Shoniregun. Keep laughing oooo!